Vitrolic About the News

First, superhero comic-related antics:

Marvel to introduce new villain for Spider-Man

Marvel displays their knack for underestimating the intelligence of the human race.

(Although to be fair...the design isn't THAT bad.)

Guess who's back among the living to start off Final Crisis?

IT'S GRANT MORRISON, THERE MUST BE A CATCH!

OH GOD IT'S GEOFF JOHNS, THERE IS NO CATCH!

And now, news that matters:

Here's the plan: Kill myself by blowing up my high school, and then when I get to heaven, kill Jesus. It's perfect!

Why couldn't have I thought of something like this? Real life is full of much more creativity than one would imagine!